The Dusty Programmer: What if your IDE had an achievement system?
I would honestly develop 10 times longer and compete with my friends. If the industry want to boost productivity they would most definitely start working on this IDE. Then you can compare and hire developers based on their achievements as a function of what they had produced as supposed to what…
Hahaha, yes.
Set in Stone: Define 1000 constant variables
The Whore: Define 1000 public variables